10.21.2008

Tawa Trip!

  • Ang lason ba pag nag expire nakakalason pa rin?
  • Bakit pag close kayo, open kau sa isa’t isa?
  • Pwede bang maglagay ng dinner or breakfast sa lunch box?
  • Kapag ang sabon nadumihan, kailangan pa bang sabunin?
  • Kapag ang ipis nahulog sa tubig na may sabon, dudumi ba ang tubig o lilinis ang ipis?
  • If you expect the unexpected, wouldn’t the unexpected be expected?
  • Text message galling kay yen-yen yan.


    Heto ang mga big time super over one liner.

    1. Ayoko talaga sa ugali niya! Sobrang UNFAIRNESS talaga siya.
    2. diba ang answer sa number 3 is d. both artho?

    “Both are true”

    1. Interview

    Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself.

    Applicant: Why should I?

    Interviewer: NEXT!

    1. Interview 2

    Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself.

    Applicant: I was *NAME*

    I was patient

    I was hard working

    “sobrang gusto ang past tense”

    1. Interview 3

    Interviewer: If you were to sell this mug, how would you convince me to buy it?

    Applicant: Sir! Buy this mug its very comfortable!

    “Ano daw?”

    1. Teacher and student

    Student: Ma’am bakit noisy masyado sa labas?

    Ma’am: Sport fist

    “ano daw? Ah… sports pest!hahahah”

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